I confess…my husband is not the father of my child.

Yes, I cheated on my husband, but he cheated on me first and more than once. Our marriage has always been rocky. Truthfully, we got married because I was pregnant with our first child, a daughter.

There have been plenty of good times and I love my husband. But he has a wandering eye. I caught him cheating on me with a co-worker. I kicked him out of the house.

I confess…I’ve been lying for my boss.

I work for the president of a small PR firm. I love my job, the fast-paced environment and the people I come in contact with.

The problem is that my boss is cheating on his wife…again. This time around, it’s with his ex-wife. I have met his wife, Carol, and ex-wife, Melinda, and I like them both. And I hate lying to them about what my boss is really up to.

I confess…I don’t like my fiancé’s kids.

My fiancé wants his kids to come live with us. His ex-wife, Gayle, wants to go back to school full-time. Without discussing this with me Jordan, my fiancé, agreed to take the kids.

The kids would live with us for the next two years, giving Gayle time to complete her degree (she dropped out of college when she became pregnant) and find a job.

I confess…I’ve been having sex with a 13-year-old.

I’m 17, almost 18. I swear to you that I thought my new boyfriend was 16. Nino hangs out with my brother, Tyson, who’s 16. All of Tyson’s friends are either 16 or 17. Nino looks a lot older. He could easily pass for someone in his early twenties. Plus, he acts older too. When we started dating, I thought that he was so mature for a 16-year-old.

I confess…I used to work as an exotic dancer.

That was 10 years ago. I did it on a dare and found out that I liked the work and the money. I never slept with any of the guys who came into the club. Now, I’m married…a stay-at-home mom with three kids. My husband doesn’t know about my past. He’s a very religious man, really active in our church.

I confess…I’m having an affair with a much younger man.

I see myself as a “young” 61. I’ve always kept myself in great shape and lots of people think that I’m in my early 40s. I’m very attractive. I love looking sexy. My grandkids even call me Sexy Grandma.

I confess…I set my apartment on fire.

It was an accident. I love burning lots of candles. I like the way they make the apartment smell. There are always lots of lit candles in our apartment at any given time.

I confess…I stole my sister’s cell phone.

My sister, Breanne, she’s such a bitch. I hate her. She thinks that the whole damn world loves her. But, I hate her.

I confess…I told my husband that I was pregnant, but I’m not.

I don’t know why I said it. I guess to get back at him. Kirk has repeatedly told me that he didn’t want anymore kids (we have two girls and he has another daughter from his first marriage).

I confess…I had sex with my boss.

It only happened one time, but I wish it would happen again. Ryan M., my boss, is so hot. All the women in the office like him, even the older ladies. Plus, he’s like the coolest boss. He’s so friendly and he’s always joking around with everyone.